Thursday, January 16, 2014

The Joy of Daytime Trash TV (Quickie)

My schedule this semester seems specifically designed around the time Maury & Jerry Springer are on.
Not that I'm complaining.
Call me old fashioned, but I prefer the genuine trailer park not-giving-a-fuck-ever mindset of these cultural treasures over the manufactured "reality" shows of today.

With that in mind, today's post is short.
Just quick Thursday observation for y'all:

While Maury loves to brag about his "lie detector" (along with his equally infallible "paternity test"), he could save the money and gadgets & just use perhaps the world's best bullshit monitor.
Maury's audience.
Their mix of boos and lesser-evil cheering has a goddamn 99.9% success rate of whether the woman will run off as the man beats his flabby chest or the man will get his eardrums blown out by the woman's emasculating screams.
Fuck the legal system; just send all crimes and disputes in front of these unique individuals.
Mob mentality never produced such exact results.

Case in point:

Who the fuck needs judges with this guy on the case?
Pictured: Truth Seeker
I'm definitely on to something here.

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